Trump met with his top advisers and many retaliatory options were discussed:
(1) Fire up the B52s and bomb the shit out of them.
(2) Stop refueling their fighters so that they can't kill more civilians in Yemen.
Thank goodness our president is a tough guy! |
(4) Challenge MBS to a duel.
Though I'm sure it was a tough decision, after 30 seconds of thinking a decision was made.
Trump considered a duel but his bone spurs are still acting up. Finally, he came up with the worst possible punishment he could think of.
When MBS stays at Trump's resort, Mar-a-Lago, for a period of one year he will not be able to stay in the best room and will no longer get his usual 10% discount. Also, Trump is not going to introduce him to Stormy Daniels.
This is actually better than the truth...
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