Citizens, after Christmas this year, 2018, we can all rest easy about our country's opioid addiction problem.
On Christmas day at exactly 12 noon (EST) Pence wants us all to come out into the street, join hands with our neighbors, and pray. He says with all of us praying it shouldn't take but a couple of minutes. Honest, that's what he says. Wow, what else can he fix with prayer.
EDIT: Almost forgot to mention, we all have to be wearing one of those red hats when we're praying or it won't work. Ivanka has them on special for this prayer event for only $73.99, plus shipping and handling.
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