Mr. President, You've Called Out the Air Force?

Yes, Mikey, that's a president's job. It's not always easy but I have to do what's best for the American people.

But, B-52s?

Mikey, it's a tough job but that's why I was elected. The people know I'll put the US first and act appropriately when we're being invaded. 

But, it's only a couple of thousand mainly women and kids.

Mikey, Mikey, how many times do I have to tell you. All of them have the

potential to be terrorists, We can't be too careful.

Ahh, Mr. President. Don't you need workers at your Mar-a-Lago? 

Well, now that you mention it, I'm sure the folks at the border are really good people. You know. And, they'll work for almost nothing. Hmm. Good idea, Mikey. What about the ones we don't need? I'm still going to fire up the old B-52s.

Mr. President. Rakes! We need folks to rake.

You're amazing, Mikey. Too bad you don't want to chase chicks with me.